If Titanic were made in India
*There would be 10 times as many people in the ship
*There would be a song with Kate Winslett in a white sari, singing in the rain.
*By the end of the movie, hero would find his long lost Mom, Dad, sis and bhai
*It would be a seven-and-a-half-hour movie with three intervals. The movie would be called "Pyar Kiya to Marna Kya?"
*The hero and the heroine would float in the cold water for days and still survive while the villain would die in the first few drops.
*The iceberg was sent by the heroine's father to teach a lesson to the hero.
*The orchestra would play Jai Santoshi Maa and a ray of light would come and transport the musicians to another ship.
*And can you imagine how many times we would hear bachaoo?
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